Island-of-Misfit-Progressives

The Island of Misfit Progressives

* Do you vote for Democrats, because saving the environment seems more important than saving gays from marriage?

-- But cast your votes with some misgivings, in light of the Dems' gun-hating tendencies?

* Do you worry that pissing off the entire world by invading oil-rich countries may not be a sound foreign policy?

-- Yet believe that the right to self-defense is a basic human right, that no government can (legitimately) deny us?

* Do you somehow find it impossible to hate Bill Clinton with a fury that just won't die?

-- But consider Slick Willie's 1994 assault weapons ban to have been a pretty boneheaded idea?

* Do you acknowledge that the Founding Fathers created a government based upon Enlightenment ideals?

-- And that they meant for the Second Amendment to be taken seriously?

* Do you find yourself waxing eloquent over the promise of solar energy and hydrogen fuel cell technology?

-- And the latest subcompact from Beretta or HK?

If you answered "Yes" to the above questions, then the PGOA is meant for you! You're just our kind of crazy, outcast Misfit Toy.

-- And this is your island....

....where you can hang out with other pistol-packing environmentalists and leftes, who won't get all hinky every time they notice a suspicious bulge on your ankle, or a couple of rounds of Cor-Bons come out with your pocket change.

-- People who understand that the supposed conflict between progressive ideologies and defensive weapons is purely imaginary. That it always has been, and always will be.